Holy crap. I just got done driving from Louisiana to Kansas, and the first thing I see on the tv at the hotel is that Michael Jackson is dead. With Farrah Fawcett dying today too, it sucks to be a celebrity.
At least they won't have to do much to preserve his body.
RIP - have to give credit he was an extremely talented man.
Not ashamed to admit he has a couple songs in my top 20.
I believe kirknbr said it best here.
I was wondering when the trifecta would happen. Just didn't think it would happen this soon.
And, how do they know he's dead? Isn't the guy like..95% plastic?
Just got a text on my phone saying that since he was 95% plastic, he could be recycled into legos, that way kids could play with him for a change.
ZING!!!!!!!
THE CHILDREN ARE NOW SAFE
Micheal was to my son's generation, what Elvis was to mine... so though he was good... he was never KING!
Estimates are that he died $400 million in debt. What a dumbass
What are Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas this year?
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Patrick Swayze.
So with that I'ma go ahead and just get in line now.
*Man it's hot down here
Now you're killing me!
From b3ta~
Hey!
I didn't request you remove it, just said it was mean that you downgraded my Zemzilla stomp to a baby bunny sorta stomp.
And, this shiz is FUNNY. 
Maude_Lynne
RIP Gloved One